FYI: Unless you…

Unless you:
 
– have no tattoos,
 
– believe that death should be the punishment for prostitution, blasphemy, adultery, practicing astrology, putting semen anywhere but in a vagina, and cursing one’s parents,
 
– refuse to allow a man who has lost or injured a testicle or penis into a church,
 
– have never worn different types of fabrics at the same time, …
 
– have never cut the hair on your temples or beard,
 
– have never sold land “permanently”,
 
– believe in forcing all rape victims to marry their rapists,
 
– support men having multiple wives,
 
– support daughters being sold into marriage,
 
– have never eaten or touched shellfish,
 
– have never eaten pork, eel, or the fat or blood of meat,
 
– have never touched the carcass of a pig, rodent, snake, lizard, or “unclean” bird… and this includes traditional footballs (i.e. pigskins)
 
– believe that exile should be the punishment for having sex with a woman on her period,
 
– have never gone to church within 33 days of giving birth to a boy, or 66 days for a girl,
 
– have never picked up grapes that have fallen on the ground in your vineyard
 
– have never born a grudge
 
– have never held the wages of your employees overnight
 
– have never stood in the presence of the elderly
 
– have never mistreated foreigners (uh oh)
 
– and support slavery,
 
THEN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT THE BIBLE SAYS THAT GAYS ARE EVIL!
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